- Aye,
we'll take yer
money...
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 Welcome
t' our virtual ticket counter.
We've made it darn easy fer ye
Sprogs t' part wi' yer dollars,
so here's hopin' ye actually
read th' blasted page an' don't
do anythin' t' muck up our fine
system
an'...YO!
We interrupt this webpage wi' an
important message about
cancellations...
As
we said on th' first page, we
reserve th' right to cancel our
tours due t' foul weather,
illness, distemper or mutiny. In
such case, we will alert our
ticket sellers, post a notice on
this website an' change th'
message on our answerin' machine.
If ye've paid fer yer tickets
already, we'll call ye as soon
as we know we're cancellin'.
(Then ye can decide t' get a
full refund or arrange t' come on
a different day.) So 'afore ye
get all dressed up an' head fer
Newport, check our website or
call us at
1-800-459-4922...Now we take
ye back t' our regularly
scheduled
webpage...
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OUR REGULAR 2PM TOUR
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Saturdays, May 24 thru October 25
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- If yer interested in th' regular Saturday tour, click on th' appropriate link below -- an' don't ferget t' include yer preferred date..
Adults--$15.00 each
Children (6-17 years)--$10.00 each
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Purchase
yer tickets on th' day o' th'
tour at th' Newport Visitors Information Center (aka Gateway Visitors Center, The Visitors Center, Newport County Convention & Visitors Bureau, th' building whar th' buses come in), located at 23 America's Cup Avenue.
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- BY PHONE: If ye want t' pay by credit card, jest pick up yer phone thingie an' call 401-294-2297 or 1-800-459-4922. Leave a message if th' phone wench be at lunch. (Sometimes she takes LONNNNNNNG ones!)
- BY MAIL: Ye
can print out th' tickets
reservation form an' send wi'
yer check, money order or credit card info. Jest
click th' ship's wheel -- an'
yer thar!
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- ONLINE: Ye
can buy yer advance tickets
right here if ye've a mind
t' pay by credit card thru
PayPal (an' pay a bloody
service charge.) Be sure t'
give yer name, address, phone
number an' seamail address.
Once ye've done that,
seamail us wi' th' date ye'
want. (We require at least
24 hours advance
notice.)
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- Our
web wench will get back t' ye
wi' a confirmation. If ye've
left us no time t' send
tickets, ye'll present this
same confirmation t' th'
pirate guide when ye' meet us
at th' tour.
(NOTE: When ye pay
online, thar's no need t' get
printed tickets from th'
Newport Visitors Information Center.)
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- Ye
might hear from PayPal first,
but yer
not confirmed until our web
wench says yer confirmed. So
don't jest show up an' expect
t' get service, ye Scallywag!
(Aye,
we pirates have a short fuse
when landlubbers don't read
what's written here an' then
have th' brass barnacles t'
blame us fer thar
misfortunes!)
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SPECIAL REQUESTS: If ye want t' book a tour on a Sunday or weekday from May thru October, call us at 401-294-4922. (T' make it worth our while, we do require a minimum o' 6 people. Jest so we're clear, that's in addition t' any children under 6 years!)
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